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SALE
SALE
After creating my online dating profile, I proudly declare myself as a bald eagle (even though I have feathers, not hair). I soon come across a gorgeous golden eagle, and we hit it off. But when I ask her out, she drops a bombshell - she only likes guys with hair. Silly bird, doesn't she know we don't have hair?! At least America still loves me.
Size: 16 x 57 x 18.5 in inches
Weighs approximately 2.822 in pounds
Soft plush fabric
Super cute
Comes with its own story
No phthalates, lead, BPA, or heavy metals
Tested in accredited labs for compliance with CPSIA and ASTM F963-11 safety standards